Letter to my brother Cameroon

My Dear Cameroon,

I hope you remember me. We first met when I was acting as Chief of Ministers, do you know what I mean? I must be the chief of them all, so we have identity, no matters what side we look, to governance of the country.

We already changed the name of that Old British colony in the south of portugal, now it is Allgarve, wich stands for everygarve. We heard Lord Algarvium about it, and he gave us a big lough, sou we sought (fok the automatic corrector) he loved the ideia…It is more English and easy to speak for you…
I´m writing to you, to ask for invitations for the Royal Wedding, or marriage, fok the corrector automatic. We loved to go do London in Easter time. Harrods is beautiful, and the first lady loves shopping there…
The Libia was a mistake, sorry to tell you. You have not the Mounty to win that battle, so don´t beggin it, fok! You need also advise from Louis, very bright and handsome man in my court, fok again the automatic corrector. We love the French, but don’t trust them very much, you kwou what I mean? Put the Germans on the noise, fok! Say they a secret packt with the coronel, because of the oil, and the shit hits the ventoinha and spreads to them alll…

Look, sink (fok the corrector) of the invitations, OK? We could take the chance and sign a treaty about Allgarve or about Madeira. We could change the name to Woodland… What do you sink? (fok the corrector)… Just a coincidence the invitation and the treaty... Is just to take the chance of the trip, OK?

So long is going this letter, so I must put an end to it…Have a nice Easter Hollidays. I am since yesterday in vacations, because we give the point tolelarantion to civil servants. Four days reposal is good to rest a bit and I gain votes… ;) The other Rabbit is F. with me. I ate it in cebolation. Big laf, ah, ah, ah!

Big embrace to you and don´t forget the invitation!

Youres,

Joe

P.S. (always!): Have a good Easter. Here we don't have Easter. I ate the rabbit, the bunny and all the eggs ...